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Curse of the Cookies

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I have this terrible habit of saying “Yes.” to any favor my friends ask me to do.

Stay up editing a application the night before it’s due until 12:15 for a friend? Sure, why not!?

Edit an English essay for my ex-science partner from first semester of last year in one night despite it not being due for five days? Sounds like a nice breather from my own work. OKAY!

Borrow my favorite pencils with a slight chance of getting them back? Why not?!

Stay up until about one am with an insomniac friend mentioned a lot more than I should on this blog? Yes.

Make my sister lunch over the weekend? Indeed.

So when a fellow classmate in Creative Writing who was also in my Driver’s Ed. Class and dreadful geometry class comes up to me and goes:

“Hey. I always see you bring in baked goods for your other friends, but I never get anything. Can you bake me cookies?

I nodded quicker than I could remember my indescribably-terrible luck with baking cookies. I can’t even make basic chocolate chip cookies correctly and the Oreo centered ones on this blog took about four hours…ON A SCHOOL HOLIDAY! Thinking it over; I remembered I finally got a new cookie scooper instead of an ice cream scooper two days previous.  I’d show you a picture of the lovely metallicy springy contraption; but [insert lame excuse of how I couldn't stand still and my camera wouldn't focus]. Let’s just say it’s gorgeous compared to the plastic contraption I was used to(my brother broke it; I KNEW HE WAS USEFUL FOR SOMETHING). While making the actual dough, I snacked on some Elmo noises from my brother’s cupcakes two weeks ago. They’re made with pectin so I burst for joy when my love/hate relationship with them is all lovely.

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My sweet tooth is seriously regretting every single one of those I ate simply because the CURSE OF THE COOKIES plagued me. The recipe is all “Oh, make this frosting like I did but only use 3/4 of a cup” with no indication of how much the frosting makes and I’m lazy. So I didn’t measure the frosting out. And I made these on the most productive school night of the week but thanks to these suckers; I can’t do any minor things to do such as clean my room or practice the night before a concert. Moral of this ranting is to measure everything out…especially frosting. Or just use the “s word” frosting I refuse to have on this blog for frosting…it’s like squeezy cheese. IT’S NOT THE SAME AS THE REAL STUFF!

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I swear, that’s not cake batter…that’s cookie dough before my sister got excited and consumed close to 1/4 cup without blinking. The mixture seemed runny at first, so I baked it anyways knowing it wasn’t the typical oily cookie based I was used to. Thank god for Silpats. It was liked a burned brittle with sprinkles. I just nibbled at it trying to determine if it was worthy of sister consumption. Nope.

So, I upped the flour and baking soda a little and reduced the baking time. It was closer to cookies;

IMG_3489I swear I didn’t make latkes with sprinkles then gave it crappy lighting to match the crappy weather and crappy flash setting that outshines macro. That’s actually cookie dough baked.

Once again, I nibbled at it some more. Still not worthy. So I added more flour and baking soda and set on a perfect baking time.

Is it me or do cookies that get stuck together baking looking like stages of Meiosis? Must be me…

Eventually I produced wafers resembling cookies in the slightest sense. Since I didn’t measure the frosting; I blame all this hell on myself. And yes, I enjoy doing favors more than I should. And yes, it was sweet of the person I helped with the application the night before to write me a sweet note and give me some pretty stationary <3

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White Chocolate Frosting Cookies

1 1/2 cups flour
1/4 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
3/4 cup vanilla frosting (or white chocolate frosting)
1 egg
1/2 teaspoon vanilla
1/4 cup sugar
1/2 cup white chocolate, melted
*Optional: 1/2 cup sprinkles

  1. Heat oven to 350. Grease a cookie sheet or line with a silpat.
  2. In a medium bowl, mix the flour, salt, and baking soda.
  3. In a seperate bowl, mix the frosting, egg, vanilla, and sugar on medium speed for 2 minutes.
  4. Add the wet mixture to the dry and stir until well combined. Once combined, slowly drizzle in melted chocolate while mixing.
  5. Then, add your sprinkles and incorporate, but don’t over-mix. **Also, it’s optional to roll in powdered sugar like shown above, but I don’t recommend it.  I did it to a few and I didn’t like the final result.
  6. Drop cookies by large tablespoon fulls onto prepared cookie sheet. Bake for 10-12 minutes, or until edges of cookies are lightly browned.

***No, I didn’t roll in powdered sugar; my cookies were having enough problems.***



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